In honor of “Awards Season,” I’m rolling out my own red carpet to hand out the very first “HaFWit” Awards.

The HaFWits celebrate the infamous, the nefarious, and the inept alike – with kudos to the absurd, the obvious, and the just plain dumb.

In the spirit of giving credit where none is due…(get your snark meters ready)

The Winner of the “Let Them Eat Cake” HaFWit Award is:

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/parenting/is-it-okay-to-talk-about-your-daughters-weight-if-it-s-for-the-national-good-579635/

The “Because we don’t have ENOUGH white trash on TV” HaFWit Award is shared by MTV’s Jersey Shore and this writer, who suggests a show based on New England’s ubiquitous “Massholes.”

http://www.slate.com/id/2242202/