Virtual Feast
I think we need to go whole hog and ban the use of food in restaurants. Instead, we would be served a virtual feast — on our personal tabletop computer screens. Less overhead, no waitstaff, less caloric. Win-Win.
BTW, only a former anorexic could think of this solution.
http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/03/11/2010-03-11_assault_on_salt_an_insult_chefs.html