Groucho Marx is one of my idols, but we differ in one respect.  I DO want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.    In fact, I’d prefer to be a charter member — or at least one that is welcomed with open arms.    Hell, I ONLY want to belong to a club that recruits me.

I’ve never understood the need to go where I’m not wanted.  This is a world of boundless opportunities.